Avast! me Hearties...

When you be sailing the ocean blue you need to keep the ol' capt'n 'n' crew hydrated. A sparkling water be fine, but spike it with some fresh hops and you've got a real treat - and that treat is Slawbeard's Hop Water! Just the right amount of aromatic hops steeped to perfection and then transformed by a bit of brewer's yeast and Kraken magic. The yeast rounds off the harsh notes of the hops leaving only a delicious (hop-o-licious) thrist quencher. Slawbeard Hop Water doesn't have that nasty vegetal taste that other hop waters have. If your hop water tastes like a freshly mowed lawn, then you need to upgrade to Slawbeard. It's a pleasantly smooth refresher. It's also nice to ease up on the ethanol of your usual beer and have a nice fizzy hop water to cleanse the palette. Enjoy me hop water and stay ship shape.

— Cap'n Slawbeard